Journey to the Center of the Earth was an extremely amusing movie, but not a very good one. However, aside from exceeding at pure silliness and cool visuals, it got one thing pretty much right: the character of mountain guide …

Dirt is an FX original show about a tabloid, which, much like a tabloid itself, relies on the intrigue of sex and drugs to get viewers. So needless to say, I didn’t go into watching it expecting to be stunned—but …