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Dirty Redskin Devils

by Gena on October 6, 2010

I have a confession to make: I am addicted to Disney. I think it would be difficult to have been a child of my generation and not been, considering I spent all of my pre-adolescent years in the company’s “Renaissance” period. For every year of my childhood, from my toddler years well into my early teens, there is a Disney memory there. And like most people, especially women, and especially people of color, the relationship I have with Disney is… complicated. I don’t know how many of you have written hateful essays about Disney and contacted them about Song of the South, but– oh! Just me? Hahahahaha! Wacky. So maybe I’ve got a few issues with Disney. Maybe. I’ll try not to be too biased against them for not returning my calls. I think I’m pretty fair here.

My biggest bone to pick is with Pocahontas. My relationship with Pocahontas has been complicated as well, thanks to my childhood urge to inform clearly confused people, who I truly, truly believed, deep in my heart of hearts, had just made a mistake with their histories! Picture me, at six years old: “Do you wand me do dell you aboud da real Pocahondas?” (I was congested a lot as a kid.) Cue semi-informed speech that the audience tuned out halfway through. It’s like I was going door to door in a Girl Scout uniform without any cookies. Yet still, I maintained hope. LOL OPTIMISM!! That’s why my sisters and I have a long series of inside jokes that specifically reference this movie. “Wingapo, bitch!” I have a whole Thanksgiving Pocahontas skit.

Yeah, no.In any case, Pocahontas, released the summer of 1995, is Disney’s 33rd feature-length animated picture, and one of some significance when Disney’s handling of race is brought up. It’s, um, a… flawed movie. There’s several reasons for this, the least of which is that Mel Gibson’s casting as John Smith, is, in retrospect, a bit cringe-worthy. The big, main, monster issue– the elephant in the room– is that Pocahontas was a real person.

CliffNotes time! In the Disney version, Pocahontas, the adult daughter of the Chief of the Powhatan tribe, finds herself reunited with her absent father, due to be married to a man she does not love (Kocoum), and set to be tied down to a life she does not want. Then the Virginia Company shows up, and Captain John Smith and Pocahontas get to talking aided by, presumably, tree-spirit Grandmother Willow’s advice to Pocahontas to “listen to her heart,” which works out for them way better than Google Translate ever has for me. Just saying. Through the power of song and, giving credit where credit is due, some absolutely gorgeous animation, Pocahontas demonstrates to the very blond, white-toothed John Smith that cultural differences don’t have to be a pissing contest between SUPER SPIRITUAL and have-I-mentioned NATURE LOVING indigenous groups and the city-boy Brits.

Meanwhile, Governor Ratcliffe (one of the more subtly named Disney villains) and the British settlers, after declaring that everything they’re willing to build on top of is now called Jamestown, proceed to dig the shit out of everything looking for gold. While Smith was away, a Newsies-era Christian Bale (no, really– and this movie was actually released the same weekend as Batman Forever) accidentally shoots at some Powhatan scouts (no, really) who want to check out these funny hairy guys with the guns, and kills one of Kocoum’s comrades. The scouts retreat, and Ratcliffe plans an epic showdown.

Pocahontas gets back to her village just in time to sneak back out again when John Smith follows her home. Nakoma, her BFF, covers for her by lying to Kocoum even though she’s really worried about this whole interracial relationship thing. During the secret rendesvous, Pocahontas reveals “Gold? Um, we’ve got maize, I guess?” (oops) to John Smith before he and Pocahontas have to sneak back to their respective homes, only for reals this time. However, the Chief and Kocoum have been planning an epic showdown of their own, and in desperation, Pocahontas tries to convince her father to talk things out with the English. Which doesn’t work. And a suddenly self-righteous, holier-than-thou John Smith declares to Ratcliffe, “[b]ut this is their land!” …Which also doesn’t work. Um, spoiler alert?

Pocahontas sneaks out AGAIN, and meets John Smith, but both of them have been tailed by Kocoum (per Nakoma’s request) and Christian Bale (per Ratcliffe’s request), who shoots at Kocoum, but on purpose this time, and kills him. John Smith is captured and set to be executed ritualistically at sunrise, but Pocahontas meets him in the POW tent, where they declare their love for each other. The rest of the night is spent alternating between shots of the Native Americans and the English preparing for battle and both singing the (incredibly triggering) “Savages”. (Starting at the third song from the bottom. The one with the raccoon.)

Meeko stares on, aghast, at the changes made to the 'Have it Your Way!' campaign.Come morning, Pocahontas throws herself in front of a bound John Smith just as her father is about to deliver the killing blow, convincing him to free John Smith. The settlers are actually pretty cool with this plan, except for Ratcliffe, who has decided to shoot Chief Powhatan anyway. Smith jumps out and takes a bullet for the Chief and Ratcliffe is sort-of arrested by the other settlers, and everybody present learns a Lesson about Differences. John Smith goes back to London, along with the chained up Ratcliffe and some cargo that I think might be slapping the whole “stealing resources from Native peoples is wrong” message right in the face. Pocahontas says she will always be with John Smith in her heart and watches the ship sail away.

…Until 1998, when Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World was released (direct to VHS!), and Pocahontas and John Rolfe (who OMG hate each other! due to being a crappy romantic plotline where they are SO ALIKE and LEARN TO RESPECT EACH OTHER, etc.) meet up when she stows away on his ship to be an ambassador to England, since King James is going to send out an a war armada otherwise. She dresses up in English clothes and makeup, and meets the King, who thinks she’s the bee’s-knees until she criticizes his hobby of bear-baiting. She and her bodyguard are arrested on Ratcliffe’s recommendation, then busted out of jail by Rolfe and… presumed-dead John Smith! Awkwaaaard. Pocahontas goes before the Queen and explains that Ratcliffe is a lying liar who lies, then goes with Bodyguard, Smith, and Rolfe to crash some English ships together, have a swordfight, and get Ratcliffe arrested again.

Everybody has to choose to stay in England (Pocahontas’s bodyguard, for some reason) or leave England (everybody else), but Pocahontas also has to choose between John Smith and worldwide travel and adventure, and politician John Rolfe. She picks Rolfe, who wasn’t around for that news, I guess, but reveals he’s snuck aboard Pocahontas’s ship sailing back for America! Sort of a ballsy move if you didn’t know she wouldn’t be going with Smith, huh? According to Wikipedia, they proceeded to “kiss as the ship sail[ed] into the sunset.” Blech.

Okay. Now for some music-devoid facts. It’s been a long time since I read a book about Matoaka, the real name of the child called Pocahontas, so I’ve refreshed my memory with Wikipedia and a response to the film that was issued by the Powhatan Renape Nation.

What a charmer!Not-Captain John Smith, mercenary, one-time slave, colonist, and kind of shitty settler (yeah, they did actually NEED that corn) would have been in his late twenties to early thirties when he came to America, and apparently was such a dick that if the Actual-Captain Christopher Newport had gotten his way, John Smith wouldn’t have gotten any older. Also, when John Smith went back to England from getting shot? It was because a spark from his own gun landed in his powder keg. John Smith accidentally shot himself. This is the man we’re talking about. Pocahontas (a nickname essentially meaning “brat”) would have been around 12 years old in the winter of 1607, when John Smith & Co. met the Powhatans. Smith’s writings are the major source of information on Pocahontas, and she’s definitely mentioned as “a child of tenne years old” who apparently hung around Jamestown a lot to play with the kids there and bring the starving settlers all manner of tasty goodies. What’s that? Kids, you say? Yes, when a country is being colonized, you bring the women and children with you, because you’re moving in. Didn’t you know that?

Some more different English settlers and some Patawomecks kidnapped Matoaka a few years later around 1611 and held her for ransom. Chief Powhatan didn’t pay up to the English settlers’ liking, so they kept Pocahontas until 1614– when she had been converted to Christianity, taken on a Christian name (Rebecca), and allegedly told Powhatan off for not paying up in full, saying she was going to stay with the English. Presumably this is because she met John Rolfe, tobacco man. He is said to have loved her very much, despite his “agoniz[ing] over the potential moral repercussions of marrying a heathen,” though Rebecca-formerly-Matoaka’s feelings are unknown, and she may have done it to form a political alliance; in 1615, the same year her son, Thomas, was born, Ralph Hamor wrote that there were no further troubles with the Powhatans since the marriage of John and Rebecca Rolfe. In favor of this logic is the evidence that she had not only turned her back on her father and tribe, but also on her own family– a husband, Kocoum, who she married in 1610, and potentially (though it is unknown) children from that first marriage, to live with the people who kidnapped her. That, or Stockholm Syndrome.

OMG Becky you're sooooo prettyThe children might have been erased because Virginia Colony sponsors decided Pocahontas would be a great mascot for their tourism department and a nice way to hook new investors to boot. She was paraded around England from 1616-1617, meeting the King and Queen and generally being the good-PR poster girl the English wanted her to be. In 1617, the Rolfes boarded a ship to return to Virginia, but the ship didn’t even make it beyond the Thames before Matoaka-now-Rebecca grew sick and died.

Additionally, the whole “saved John Smith from being clubbed to death” incident wasn’t brought up at all until John Smith wrote a letter to Queen Anne asking her to be nice to “Rebecca” when she visited. Some historians theorize that Smith just hadn’t written anything about how “at the minute of [Smith's] execution, she hazarded the beating out of her own brains to save [his]; and not only that, but so prevailed with her father, that [he] was safely conducted to Jamestown” before because it was irrelevant, while others theorize that Smith was generally full of shit, but at least he might have been trying to help a sister out. Also, it was pretty convenient to make the “Civilized Savage” look that much more awesome to English people at the same time as promoting your book. Smith met with Pocahontas once more in the last few months before she died.

Defenders of the Disney Pocahontas films (including Russell Means, who starred in it as Powhatan, and Irene Bedard, Pocahontas) say they are stories for children. Their argument is that the world is ugly and harsh enough as it is, and telling children a romantic story where the characters do what is right and good is harmless, and actually beneficial to children’s morality. While I can understand the mindset of wanting to preserve a child’s ignorance (which has been placed on a pedestal as “innocence,” and is a whole other issue)– and even understand the viewpoint, for Means and Bedard in particular, that they need to keep their employers happy– I do not empathize with it, nor do I agree with it. Showing a child a story set in the real world that does not reflect the real world is deliberately misinforming them and blinding them to a reality that they have to live in and deal with every day, just like everybody else does. The only thing is, a child doesn’t have a frame of reference for the world around them like an adult does– they don’t have experiences to draw on.

Pictured: History?Not to mention that the history of marginalized peoples was hardly brought up that often in the history/social studies classes I attended when I went through K-12. I can’t speak for what’s being taught now, but as of this time 4 years ago, I went to a high school history class where the students were being taught the Civil War wasn’t actually fought over slavery. I’ve only once heard Pocahontas referenced in a history class, or even as a real, historical figure, when it wasn’t me bringing her up. What children are told and shown may well be what they believe, and when they can’t separate reality from fiction because they’re not dealing with fiction, you end up with a generation of children whose only experience with Native American history is Pocahontas until they’re old enough for Dances With Wolves.

What about my reality? What about being the only kid in your class who doesn’t want to be part of the Thanksgiving play? What about having to watch Peter Pan over and over and over again at friends’ houses, or at school? What about my great-grandfather, who went through Indian school? What about my grandmother, on terrorist watch lists for her involvement in the American Indian Movement? What about getting tired of drums and chanting and recycling (and drinking and gambling) every time a Native character or storyline is introduced in any popular media?

Or how every other girl in pigtail braids is a little “Pocahontas”? What about knowing your own history, and knowing not only will it never be acknowledged in school, but knowing it’s possible no one you know will ever be told by the adults whose job it is to tell them? What about growing up listening to non-Native people claim partial “Indian princess” heritage– and enforcing their legal rights to do so and still remain “white”?? All when my family can’t even get CDIBs.

Is my reality too tough for you to handle? Am I too real for you?

Roy Disney himself said, at the same link as the above Means quote, “We went and did our research,” adding, “[t]his is our version, our interpretation of what we see to be the really important points about what this legend told.” (Emphasis mine.)

There is a fundamental difference between reinterpreting a legend, a fairy tale, or a myth to suit you, and reinterpreting history, because you’re reinterpreting people. You erase their existence to replace it with one that you prefer. You edit and cut and trim the celluloid, and pretend it’s a real life and a true story. This is an issue with most historical movies, it’s true. But for 12 years of public school education, American children have the state-approved “truth” shoved at them, too, and as they say, history is written by the winners. When a group of people is systematically pushed out of the history books, treated as a “campy”/”kitschy” cultural phenomenon, and regarded collectively as something for consumption, that can be bought and sold and used to play dress-up– and that same group, historically, has rarely even been portrayed by themselves in the mainstream media– there’s something wrong with pretending everything worked out okay in a “historical” film. There’s something wrong with that if anyone does it, but especially a company like Disney, the trusted, go-to name for quality children’s entertainment. That’s not okay. It undermines history, it undermines the people involved, and it undermines the real messages and stories that these people have by presenting a backdrop of falsehoods that looks too much like what people have been trained to think is “real” for them to tell the wolf from the sheep.

It’s not okay.

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Jennifer Kesler (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 8:19 am

Aaaaand everybody welcome Gena, our most recent new writer! :)

“[t]his is our version, our interpretation of what we see to be the really important points about what this legend told.” (Emphasis mine.)

Read: “This is what a bunch of white dudes found interesting about the story. God made people of color to entertain us, and we think this is pretty damned entertaining.”

I marvel that Disney hasn’t yet made the compelling story of Joan of Arc, in which Joan dresses up as a boy to join the army, takes over, but falls madly in love with a fellow soldier and can’t tell him she’s really a girl and angsts and angsts until she gets really sloppy and the silly bitch gets herself burned at the stake while singing a highly original song called “I Burn For You” about her all-consuming passion for this dude, whoever he is.

This is a great breakdown of both the movie and the history, much of which I certainly didn’t know. Thanks, Gena!

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Maria (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 8:24 am

YAY GENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

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Anne (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 9:11 am

I LOVE YOU!

Hah, this essay really gets into why I say “Uh, I can’t stand Disney” and then people are like “Wah?” And I do love some Disney–but they are so full of problems! The the anti-feminist themes in Mulan, which make it worse because it’s parading as feminism.

But as you say here, Pocahantas is a special case–they were real people. And NO ONE knows her real story. At my school we had “Indian days” where we “dressed up” as American Indians and like, went outside (I’m a small town mountain girl with a Bison ranch across the street from my elementary school, so we weren’t on playground or anything, which almost makes it worse). So basically we were taught that indigenous americans like, lived outside and stuff. Gah. It wasn’t until later I realized just how much BS I was taught and had to relearn everything. Taking an United States History until 1800 class at uni from an indigenous american (who, unlike my high school teachers, did not start “American History” at the time of Columbus) was amazing.

Thank you so much for this essay! I am among those who have written angry essays about Disney–my Honors Thesis was dismantling the images and actions of the Renaissance Disney female protagonists, and going into how they are awful role models for young girls. For the sake of time (it was 85 pages) I couldn’t go into some things, but I want to get back to it and one thing I need to expand upon is how race is portrayed, like this and how “good guys” in Aladdin are lighter-skinned, and that Jasmine is even moreso.

Anyway, love love love this, and I may save this and read it at Thanksgiving to my family.

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Gategrrl (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:06 am

Excellent article. I’ve always hated the Disney version of Pocahontas. Even *minimal* research on the net (well, okay, more than minimal, but enough time on a an extended coffee break) will get you a hint of the real story. I’d rather Pocahontas was NOT reduced to “fairy tale” level.

More, please?

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:16 am

Aww, thanks!

Yeah, and I covered the Mulan patriotism-to-paternalism shift, and the light-skinned/white-normative beauty standards vs dark-skinned/ethnic-stereotypical portrayal of villains, too! Except I was 15, so my paper was, like… 20 pages? And a little bit scatterbrained, LOL.

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I. Scott (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:18 am

Your rendition of the facts here is rather more interesting than I found that film. Just following the links builds a much more complicated picture, almost like Disney just wanted to wrap a “real life” skin on a fairly run of the mill love story.

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:19 am

Thank you!!

Ummm. More how? More history, or more stories? Because later this month I plan on sucking it up and watching the Colin Farrel/Q’Orianka Kilcher Pocahontas movie…

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:24 am

Hi!!

Disney WOULD do that. They’re fond of reframing women’s agency as a reactive force responding to the active, shaping forces of the men in their lives… Bleh!

I still like Lilo and Stitch, though!

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:27 am

\o/ *confetti*

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Anne (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:29 am

Oooooh yes more! Please review [i]The new World[/i]. It has….it’s own fair share of issues. I liked it–more because of Terrence Malick’s filmic style than anything else (I’m a film grad, what can I say)(though Q’Orianka Kilcher is amazing, and she was like, 14 at the time).

But it’s still got an abundance of inaccuracies, and “exotic other”-type portrayals. (And Christian Bale. Again.)

So hearing your take on that as well would be awesome!

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Gategrrl (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:29 am

More good stuff like you’ve written today. :-)

History and its deliberate mis/interpretation is fascinating. Goes to the victor and all that; but it’s so much more complex than that, and people we think of as icons had real lives.

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Anne (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:31 am

Ah, but you were way ahead of my thought-processes at that age!

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:35 am

Thank you!

Yeah, Disney has a tendency to favor stereotypical “romantic” cliches, especially in their derivative work. Sadly, the story focuses so strongly on the COLONIAL cultural clash for the plot to work that when removed from the real-life framework, to story ceases to work (despite thematically being “related” to stuff like Romeo and Juliet and West Side Story, which at least portray both sides of the story as flawed and fully “human”).

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:41 am

Will do!

I’ve always loved historical fiction, but it struck me as odd that accuracy only mattered sometimes. Even with trends toward realism, what’s cleaned up, what perceptions DON’T change, etc. are fascinating to examine.

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 10:48 am

Christian Bale’s resume has got to be getting whiplash, I swear!

I’ve been reeeeeally hesitant to watch that movie, because even though I like Farrell, and Kilcher seems super cool, it’s another Pocahontas story. Her being underage and John Smith being grown just made me feel really twitchy because of all the arguments for Pocahontas being a survivor of child rape.

Native Fairy Princess for the lulz might help!

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Veronika (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 11:47 am

Thank you for posting this. I’ve seen others try to break down everything that’s wrong with Pocahontas but none have done it as well or as thoroughly as you have.

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Isabel C. (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm

This essay is amazing. Thank you!

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Patrick McGraw (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm

Excellent article!

I was ten when the Disney Renaissance started, and in high school when Pocahontas came out, so my Pocahontas-related rants generally got a response of “Aren’t you a little old to get worked up over a cartoon?”

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Jennifer Kesler (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Wow, that’s an example of people seriously missing the point.

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Casey (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 2:50 pm

A little OT: This reminds me of the Disney-brand Pocahontas nightgown I had when I was 5~6, it long sleeves and they were dark-skinned colored (with even the arm-tattoo she had in the movie)…*douche-chills* >_<VV

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Anne (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 3:04 pm

The saddest thing is how much that happens when people criticize the media that plays a part in shaping the youth. Because no, no it’s not just a cartoon, it’s a precedent being set into the minds of children, and it’s something we have to unlearn when we’re older.

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Anne (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Oh! I forgot in my first comment, I was going to talk about one of the ONLY things Disney did in Pocahontas that hasn’t really happened in their other films: she has a friend, who is HUMAN, not a relative, female, and they don’t compete for a man. Doesn’t excuse anything, of course, and the friend character has her flaws as well, but most Disney films completely isolate female characters from friendship and turn other females into competition or bullies.

But yeah, that’s not really related to the point of THIS crit of Pocahontas, I just figured I’d bring it up. ^_^

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 6:02 pm

Oh, man! I remember those. Yeah, I think in like 199…8? For my elementary school’s Winter Holiday musical concert, these two older (10 or 11) girls did a duet of “If I Never Knew You” while wearing those, and even then I was like: >8| “YOU ARE WHITE WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIIING”

But I put it down to the then-current principal being overly micromanaging of all the concerts we had, and also kind of a total bitch. I was still convinced that my peers had just been fooled by a small set of Disappointing Adults, and would be enlightened through logical arguments. I… Kind of feel nauseous from that flashback, actually.

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 6:11 pm

Oh, I love Nakoma. So much! I always kind of wished Kocoum would have survived and hooked up with her– and I know she gets married in the sequel film, but I’ve only seen clips of it. I really just could not sit through that movie, even in my “I-enjoy-Sailor-Moon-dubbed” days.

But yeah, I liked that she cared about Pocahontas, I liked that she was G-rated perving on Kocoum, I *loved* that she covered for Pocahontas but still checked up on her, because she can’t keep OUT of trouble. I’ve only had relationships like that with family, but it’s nice to see. :)

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Thank you! And you’re welcome! XD

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 6:18 pm

Wow, thanks!

Yeah, I tried to touch on everything– I’ve basically had something like this in the works for the past 11 years, since I was allowed out of the children’s section of the library, and I checked out a biography on Pocahontas. It’s really been a labor of love, fuelled by suppressed rage sustained over half a lifetime. So, um, yay?

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Thanks very much!

It’s okay, I’ve gotten “Aren’t you a little young…?”, the condescending “knowing” grin and nod (“Oh, how charming and precious! She’ll grow out of that.”), and now I’m getting the “Aren’t you a little old?” and “Chill, it’s just a cartoon” responses.

At state History Day when I presented my GOD AWFUL Racism & Sexism in Disney Animation paper, the judges were like, “Aren’t you BLAMING Disney? What about their perspective? Why is it bad that so many children worldwide watch Disney movies, aren’t MOST American movies shown worldwide?” And I was all, “Do you know how long it took me to find that deleted Fantasia footage?! LOOK AT MY BIBLIOGRAPHY!” ARRRRGH. They just seemed dimly impressed that I’d seen Song of the South and tried to email Disney reps. I mean, the paper sucked, but “blaming Disney” wasn’t a weakness, IMO. *still bitter*

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SunlessNick (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 6:32 pm

Welcome Gena, and may I say one HELL of a debut.

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Gena (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Thanks! Glad to be here!

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darkmanifest (like) (flag)
October 6, 2010 at 8:41 pm

Wonderful article. This is the best and most detailed description of the true “Pocahontas” story that I’ve read, and thank you for it. Clearly Disney made their version up nearly wholesale, keeping mere names intact. Like terrible fanfiction. “Hey what if Pocahontas was a babe and John Smith not at all terminally stupid? Yeah, that’ll work.”

I didn’t even find out until I was in my late teens (I’m twenty-five now), how deluded and problematic “Pocahontas” was. (Also “Aladdin”. I’ve yet to explore everything wrong with “Mulan”. Still examining everything wrong with “The Princess and the Frog”. I own all those movies and their sequels. I’ve memorized the lyrics to every. single. song. I’m definitely Disney-obsessed, too, and their insistence on being total dillweeds about race, culture, and history is just…argh.)

I did love the ending where the heroine actually chose her friends and family over Twu Wuv, yet now I don’t understand why they chose to include the fact that Smith returned to England without Matoaka…I mean, why not manufacture happily ever after them, if you’re going to take a dump on all the other true history in the name of creating a happier story? Where was the logic?

Following that, if anybody was actually trying to sugarcoat things for the children, then what in God’s name were they were thinking with the song “Savages”? They all but dropped an f-bomb with the viciousness of those lyrics combined with the scenes of Smith’s near-execution by bludgeoning. Yeah, telling kids the truth about Matoaka’s life, that’s too much reality, but “Demons, devils, KILL THEM” and “Destroy their evil race until there’s not a trace left” is real tactful.

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