This doesn’t qualify as a post, I suppose. I don’t think I really need to say why this ad is a problem, do I? I mean, how sad is it that I have to side-eye a frigging laundry soap now? (Actually, Tide has effed up in the past.) I am pretty sure I’m taking my laundry to the river to beat it on the rocks before I buy Tide.
Up next: Velveeta.