Just watched* a show called Body Doubles, which was kind of a beauty pageant for the world’s most beautiful identical twins. Let’s just say, all those Miss America and Miss World pageants looked like the epitome of class compared to this show.
Among other things, the twins strutted down the runway in lingerie and swimwear that would make a Victoria’s Secret designer blush. Even the “˜evening wear’ looked like it had been vetted by a cheapest-of-the-cheap street walker.
And then they had a “˜photo shoot’ which involved the Top 5 twins posing on a motorcycle. Imagine every bad pornographic stereotype involve two identical beautiful women straddling a giant hunk of steel and engine – you name it, they did it.
The show must have been designed for men – or at least, the idea that men subscribe to the fantasy of having two identical beautiful women at one time.
Gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) there’s a word for it: incest. And it’s a felony. I mean, who the hell gets off on the idea of sisters posing provocatively together, regardless of how hot they are?
*I was waiting to watch Battlestar Galactica, which always runs over, and caught bits of BD while I was waiting, because it was marginally more entertaining then Sports Tonight which preceded BsG. But only from a critical-feminist-rip-it-all-apart perspective.