Just for fun, let’s take some Republican policies and statements at full-on face value and play a game I like to call, If X Is True, Then How About Z? This game is best taught through demonstration, so I’ll start the ball rolling.
If birth control pills cure libido somehow, and rape is all about libido rather than power, then why don’t we hand out birth control pills to men?
If women shouldn’t need Uncle Sugar helping to control their libidos, why is Viagra covered in insurance policies that don’t cover birth control? Surely if God meant you to get it up, you’d be able to get it up. Accept your limp noodle syndrome as a little tribulation that will ultimately strengthen your faith. You know – like a rape baby!
If rape pregnancies are intended by God, why doesn’t God want poor raped women who become mothers unexpectedly to have access to welfare, food stamps or even daycare so they can go work? Surely he doesn’t expect them to be able to find great husbands? Doesn’t he know how few men are remotely interested in women who already have kids, and that a lot of the ones who are, are child molesters? Maybe God is just a really big fan of rape. It’s hard to read this any other way.